Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs, and don't go thinking there was ever a better Gen X love triangle than ‘Some Kind of Wonderful’.

Calling all brains, athletes, basket cases, princesses, and criminals! Kenny Stach — the coolest high school upperclassmen the world has ever known — joins me in detention to discuss one of the absolute greatest high school films of all time, 1985’s The Breakfast Club.