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Patreon 035: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - “Papa’s Got a Brand New Excuse” (aka “Will Smith Can ACT!”) (1994)
Now this is a Patreon all about how Will Smith became an actor and 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' made us cry.
Patreon 034: General Hospital - “Luke and Laura’s Wedding” (aka “Laura Married Her Rapist”) (1981)
You are cordially invited to revisit the greatest romance in the history of American daytime television … that all began with a sexual assault. Of course, I’m talking about Luke and Laura’s wedding from General Hospital.
Patreon 033: Dallas - “A House Divided” (aka “Who Shot J.R.?”) (1980)
WHODUNNIT? Let's investigate the ultimate cliffhanger that had everyone asking "Who Shot J.R.?" Of course, I'm talking about Season 3, Episode 25 of Dallas titled “A House Divided”.
Patreon 032: The Cosby Show - “Goodbye, Mr. Fish” (aka “Can We Separate a Bad Artist From Their Good Art?” (1984)
Swim deep into the episode ranked #15 on TV Guide’s list of 100 Greatest Episodes of All-Time as I dive into Season 1, Episode 2 of The Cosby Show, titled “Goodbye, Mr. Fish”.
Patreon 031: Roseanne - “A Stash from the Past” (aka “Roseanne and Dan Get High”) (1993)
From secret stashes, yelly households, Jell-O Pudding Pops, and very loud thoughts, to beers at bars on weeknights, breaking internal organs, and coming into work late only to leave early, we toke on Roseanne's screwed-up version of a very special episode.
Patreon 030: Dawson’s Creek - “All Good Things...Must Come to an End” (aka “Jen Dies”) (2003)
From cute girls sitting on kitchen counters, Pacey's undeniable charm, and the ease of sharing secrets with a dying woman, to Dawson's shrine of a bedroom, soulmate labels, and proper ladder safety, we redefine was it means to grow up — but not necessarily grow old — together.
Patreon 029: Beverly Hills, 90210 - “One Wedding and a Funeral” (aka “Dyan’s Noxema Girl Bride is Murdered!”) (1995)
Remember that time Dylan McKay almost lived happily ever after? OF COURSE YOU DO.
Patreon 028: Melrose Place - “The Bitch Is Back” (aka “The Wig Removal Heard Around the World”) (1994)
Misunderstood for decades as the patron saint of “crazy” ex-girlfriends everywhere, I deconstruct Dr. Kimberly Shaw's righteous quest for revenge.
Patreon 027: Sex and the City - “Easy Come, Easy Go” (aka “Carrie Cheats on Aidan with Big!”) (2000)
"Alrighty!" Let's kick off this month of love by reminding you that Carrie Bradshaw is the actual worst.
Patreon 026: Friends - “The One with the Routine” (1999)
I'm gonna party like it's 1999 by revisiting Monica and Ross's magical millennial moment on Season 6, Episode 10 of Friends, titled "The One with the Routine".
Patreon 025: Maude - “Maude’s Dilemma” (aka “Maude Exercises Her Right to Choose” (1972)
On this very special super-sized episode, TikTok's famous Divorce Coach for Moms Jessica Ashley joins me to discuss the most controversial television episodes of the 1970’s. Patrons, I’m talking about Season 1, Episodes 9 and 10 of Maude, titled “Maude’s Dilemma - parts 1 & 2”.
Patreon 024: Out of This World - “Evie’s Thirteenth Birthday” (aka “The Show that Had You Wishing You Could Freeze Time”) (1987)
Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? Of course you would, which is why I'm dissecting Season 1, Episode 1 of ‘Out of This World’, the bizarro fantasy sitcom about a half-human, half-alien teenage girl who could freeze time.
Patreon 023: Family Ties - “Say Uncle” (aka “That Time Tom Hanks Drank Vanilla Extract”) (1984)
Just for funsies, let's revisit a pre-megastar Tom Hanks in his dramatic role of a lifetime as Uncle Ned in Season 2, Episode 14 of Family Ties, titled “Say Uncle” (aka “That Time Tom Hanks Drank Vanilla Extract”).
Patreon 022: Small Wonder - “Vicki’s Homecoming” & “The Neighbors” (1985)
Because Alexa and Siri have all but taken over, I'm on Patreon to reprogram your memory of Small Wonder, the WTF show about an engineer dad that creates a girl child robot to live with his family because why the hell not.
Patreon 21: Blossom - “Blossom Blossoms” (aka “Blossom Gets Her Period and Her Mom is MIA”) (1991)
From pro level period management, maternal abandonment, and being embarrassed to buy personal care items, to hats as a trigger, dressing like a granny, and thriving in menopause, we chat all about needing our moms, becoming women, and the importance of doing your best with what you've got.
Patreon 20: Dinosaurs - “Steroids to Heaven” (aka “The Patreon with My Teenage Son”) (1993)
My teenage son joins me to get animated about animatronics as we break down Season 3, Episode 15 of Dinosaurs (yes, DINOSAURS) titled "Steroids to Heaven".
Patreon 19: Growing Pains - “Second Chance” (aka “The One Where Chandler Bing Dies”) (1989)
"Don't waste another minute on your cryyyyyyin'" as we break down the drinking, driving, and unexpected death in Season 4, Episode 20 of Growing Pains, titled "Second Chance" (aka "The One Where Chandler Bing Dies").
S4, EP09: Our Epic GenX Road Trip Adventure!
Hop in the backseat and buckle up, because we’re taking you on an epic road trip adventure to the GenX capital of the world — SEATTLE!
Patreon 18: The Brady Bunch - “Her Sister’s Shadow” (aka “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”) (1971)
Here's the story of a lovely young lady who is living in her sister's shadow.
S4, EP06: The Cutting Edge (1992)
We’re here to warm your cold, cold hearts as we revisit 1992's romcom comfort classic The Cutting Edge, a film about ice princesses, Pamchenkos, and of course, toe picks!